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Am I a racist or sacrilegious? No.

humorprince:

tuition fee must be like tuition free

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

naification:

One of the best scenes on P&R.

heckayeah:

american sex ed

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

frankincennamon:

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

image

look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

Wait a second…

Is that…

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matthulksmash:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

It’s important to me.

matthulksmash:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

It’s important to me.